A Note to her Public from Jemma:

"Dear Fans,

Thank you for your many letters over the years. The honor of being sought by you for all your horrible problems has been a burden that I, Jemma, have accepted willingly. I have toiled with my secretary, Faith, long into the night on many occasions to answer all your letters. And all for only a milkbone, or two (to be precise, it is FIVE. THAT is what I charge: FIVE milkbones. Nothing more, nothing less.) Anyway, thank you for your letters. Faith and I will continue to sacrifice ourselves to help you all out of your many, terrible troubles.

Fondly,

Jemma

PS. Thank you to the cats, too, I guess."

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